24 Dec 2010

A Christmas gift from me to you and yours!


Dear all,
Hello, and  happy, peaceful, playful Christmas! 
And here's my gift to you:  Tamasine, Little Green and the Garden, a little poem-story from my forthcoming collection/production:  'Little Tales, Little Truths'.  

I wrote this one for you. 

This story is for sharing, printing, paper-planing, re-telling, posting to who you love mosting, whatever you wish as it is now your gift.

With love,

Alice x

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Tamasine, Little Green and the Garden

Once upon a simple start, there lived a girl, a boy and a garden.
There lived lots of others, of course, but today is the day for Tamasine and the garden. And Little Green.

Tamasine was little too. Her hair was wild – twisting and turning up on itself, phototropic tendrils reaching for the sun. Come spring or summer she could be found with her knees out, mud-dusted in a dress of some sort, sort of, and mucky red boots on her feet. Come autumn, the same but with socks on. Come winter, a bundle of borrowed coats and cloths and goodness knows what (goodness knows, goodness knows). Whatever the season, whatever the weather, she was always naked underneath. Which, by the way, so are you.

Little boy, our little boy is Little Green on account of his size (little) and the colour of the clothes he wore (green. Always too many and always green). He wore sweaters in summer, ten vests in spring, shoes always laced up tight and nice. He often wore a frown upon his face, a quizzical needing-answers sort of frown, which is particularly tricky to balance on your brow.

Tamasine and Little Green were friends. They got on. Two together. They got on in the garden. They got on until one summer.

Ah summer! Sky wide-open blue, wrapping round as sun shone its summer song.
The garden thrived under its baton. All new, all grew!
Rumtumtee POM! Explosions of Dragonflowers and trumpeting Golden Hooters, tiddleumtateeeee - high-pitched patches of Screechroots squirling awkwardly under the intimidatingly silent Thinking Trees. Urrrrrrrr: the familiar steady hum of grass as it grew, sprouting from every spare soily spot and some that were not: leaping off the lower regions of wallsurrrrrrr, struggling up stumpsurrrrr. Trees of Old Age stood strong as boughs bowed down dressed in frilly petal petticoats, leaves unfurling to take a hand, any hand. And down below, in the meadow…

Rolling on her back to belly and back to back again, Tamasine. Tamasine, she reached out to toy with her favourite of favourites…tiniest and purple, littlest leaves shyly hiding behind small simple stalk, most minute of blooms, most tiddlesome, mostly no more than a  bl or an oom. Back to belly again - Tamasine rose up to grab a gathering, a posy of purple, little purple and green.

“This” she announced to Little Green, who was sat cross-legged close by,

“This is my favourite. Favourite of all”

Little Green adjusted his frown to quizzi-concern, lifting his left eyebrow.

“What” he said scornfully “is that?”

Tamasine:

“I call this Special”

Simple. Special.

Little Green, raising rightbrow right up now

 “I say weed. Waiting to wilt. I do I.”

“Weed?” said she

“Smothering sprout spreading. Poison to bedding. Dig up weeding. That’s what’s needing!”

His answer, she did not believe.

“Weed?”

Tamasine, unlike he, did not juggle confusion & questions on her face
but held all she had in her hand, so she grabbed her question by the tail and stroked it. She stroked that question until it purred, and relinquished its own idea of an answer, mouth open, drooling.

By this time it was winter.

Ten times ten vests for Little Green, knickers for Tamasine. No bulbs no flowers no blooms on trees. All naked. Still naked. In the quiet, her question uncurled:

“What does a bumbling bee prefer? Flower of weed or flower of other seed?”

In an instant, came his fresh green reply:

“Bees have needs.
 Loud flowers: fragrant.
Send sweet signals.

 Bees have needs.

Weeds: dull, stinky.
What of Weeds?
Forget-me-much. Pass-me-by.

Bees leave weeds.”

Silence. Colder somehow, this silence now.

Springtime arrived.

Little Green wore his frown as a sunhat. Tamasine’s question was still held tightly by tail; now it was ready for release.

In the garden. In the garden, sun shone on frost and played the winter away, sun sung the arrival of blooms and bl – ooms, birds and, of course, bees.

Tamasine and Little Green sat together, on the larger green.
And they watched. And watched. And watched. They watched until at last they had something more to see. They followed with their eyes the swirl-whirling pattern of one fat, defying gravity, buzzing fuzz of a bee.

Bee unaware, as it swung in the air.

Heads turn, swift left. Six Legs swoons towards a Trumpet, woozily boozing out of its bowl. Hiccup up and away!

Eyes up, eyes circle, eyes rolling back down: roly-poly round the houses, here’s home for a moment: Weedy one. Weedy won?

All equal. All up in the air.

Tamasine and Little Green, watch again and again as dip for dip, drink for drink, Bumble bowls where stripey belly bids.

Simple.

A bumble bee’s belly has better sense than those who see: black and white, purple and green, Tamasine and Little Green.

Simple. All equal.

Through the grass, hands reach. Through the grass urrrr hands reach. Through the grass. Still in silence. Softer silence. What more is there to tell?

All equal. Flowers and weeds, the difference between these is not easy to see.

That was once upon
a simple story.

What more is there to tell?

All equal, all naked. You, me, Tamasine and Little Green.


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19 Dec 2010

Final Week of Christmas Cracker Jokes!

A big thank you to all those who have kindly donated (under duress?) the jokes they've made up this season!

Anna and Liz:
Q. What did Scrooge say to the Chritmas Turkey?
A. Get Stuffed!

Tom and Matty:
(this one works best when spoken in your best Laaaahndon accent, as per Tom's prize-winning delivery)
Q. Why did Santa make his little helpers exercise?
A. 'cos it's good for your elf!

and

Q. Why was Santa pleased with himself at Christmas?
A. Because he pulled a Christmas cracker!

Alice B and Sarah:

Q. Why were Santa's elves covered in blood?
A. Because Santa Claus. (geddit?!)

Tom and Karolin, I forget yours (perhaps purposefully?!), but I know slave/ sleighve was in there somewhere! And Ann-Marie and Lucy came up with something so dark it might shake the snow off your tree so we'll leave that one there!

Ah! and Ho Ho Ho!

I'll leave you with one final (for this year!) home-made joke from me, one with a detective-twist:

Q. Who shot at the Christmas Tree and missed?
A. I dunno, it's a misstree.

Boom Boom!

Your very own Christmas story gift, a tiny tale from me to you, will be up online by Christmas Eve for you!

Have a very happy, snowy week. Cosy and up and make up a ridiculous joke when you can, either on your own or when gathered with the family or pals, go on, I double dare you!

12 Dec 2010

Week Five: Just for the Craic(er standard joke) of it!

Hup! Here she is, squeaking in - just - to the end of week five with two home-made cracker concoctions.

Please, sit back and hold on to your sides/grit your teeth!

1. Q. What did the big snowstorm say to the snow plough when they were having a chat?

A.  Do you catch my drift?


2. Q. What would it be if everyone in the whole world gave each other cooking pots for Christmas?

A. A pandemic!

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Wipe the tears from your eyes (laughter?pain?) and please share your own terrible cracker creations with one and all this week, capitalise on the season!

More made-up jokes to come this week as I've had some donations from friends. Lucky, lucky you, that's what I say...

1 Dec 2010

Week Four: Cracker Jokes and Christmas Tales

It's gift-giving season!

I shall be providing you with a home-made joke each week, to cracker standard, i.e. terribly bad and riddled with puns. Oh how I love them!

For years I have been re-telling a joke I made up at Christmas time:

Q:  What did the snowman say when asked to step outside on a hot summer’s day?


[big dramatic pause to build up squeals of anticipation]


A:  Sno way!


…so you can see I’ve really set the bar quite high for all future years. Luckily, my younger brother made up a shocker the other week, so I promised it to you as my first home-made seasonal groaner.

Here you go:

Q: Why was The Cup Cake Band's first gig poorly attended?

A:  They had a poor flanbase!




The gift I am giving myself this Christmas is the gift of discipline, hence I shall be committing to sitting and scribing at my desk each day in order to finish the final squiggles for the script for Little Tales, Little Truths.

What is this? I hear you cry (don’t cry it’s only a joke. Sorry. That last line belonged in the joke section and sort of leaked out. I’m leaking. My apologies. )

So, here’s the official scoop:

Little Tales, Little Truths Tour 2011
A play of poem-stories with puppets, song and physical theatre fabulousness! Written by Alice Flynn and developed with puppeteer and performer Josh Elwell (CBeebies, Wild Wood Theatre), Little Tales, Little Truths explores the perplexities and complexities of life in delightfully simple, playful way. The tour will journey throughout the South and South West next summer, with all performances taking place in sacred sites, special spaces and unusual places. More information coming soon!


So, if you’d like to book us for your special space or sacred site, please email: info@aliceflynn.org.

Another Gift for You!

As my Christmas gift to you, I’ll be posting one of the tales online for you in this section.

This means you’ll have it in time for Christmas and so, if it touches you, you could:

  • Read it to your loved ones by candlelight – everybody loves a good ol’ story, especially if it’s around a fire!

  • Print the tale out and fashion it into a Christmas decoration and give it to someone who would find the words heartening and healing.

  • Give it as a gift to yourself. Read it quietly, in the warmth, in peace and quiet. See what elements of the story resonate with you, what themes you see and what images appear in your head. Ponder what arises for you.
With much love and light for a cosy ol' Christmas,

Alice x

Week Three: Round-up of Photos and the Unexpected


The notion of the unexpected has had me somewhat baffled.

What is exactly is the unexpected?

The unexpected happens. Our expectations at the time and how we are feeling and thinking, determine the outcome of the situation. In Marci Schimoff’s book, Happy For No Reason, she offers the equation:

Event + Reaction = Outcome.

It’s a great equation, more so if you have enough of a witness quality in the moment to observe your (possibly habitual) reaction and adapt it if necessary. So we could say our attachment to our expectations causes pain. Letting go releases pain.

The unexpected happens when we feel we couldn’t possibly have foreseen something happening. Surely the unexpected actually happens every moment as we can’t possibly predict every occurrence in our day?

The unexpected seems to have many faces and raises a lot of questions. I can't quite seem to fully understand what it might be (thoughts welcome!). So here's a poem that I hope gives a sense of what the slippery unexpected brings or suggests to me. As with all poems, this is best said aloud, feel the words in your mouth and let the sounds roll around:

Sat 27th November

The Unexpected?

Unexpectedly
without words.
Fishing about for them
in some poetic shape or form
shadows at the bottom of 
the pool.
But perhaps
perhaps
a paragraph today
is more eloquent?
A mouth more able 
to explain
the spaghetti dish
of strings that have been spun 
from that word
Unexpected.
From fish to food
pool to plate
both unexpectedly come -
from where?
Mind?
Moment?
Air?
Little parachutes 
golden fishies swinging on pulse spaghetti
chutes
a thought, a word, a poem,
dropping in
floating up
to surface
to surface
what is the unexpected
will we recognise it?
will it match -
snap!
- expectations
or be thrown back
because the experience
is not the 
1
narrow one
we are fishing for  ?
can you catch fish 
in the dark with your
bare hands?
Are we still talking 
spaghetti and 
golden fishes?
Pretty, funny images

It's hard to eat spaghetti
without making a mess:
Suck it back up to your lips
begin again:

What is the unexpected?
Are fireworks so bright-delightful
because we feed them well on 
oohs and aahs?
Does tomorrow come
because we call it?
Or was it coming anyway,
or is it actually yesterday?

What is the unexpected?
Less of a shock
if we are open to change?
More of a joy
if we let it be?

Isn't the unexpected
the expected
because it is not 
the predicted?

What is the unexpected?
If you ask the same question
over and over again
does spaghetti
become gold-spun thread
and fish
have not parachutes
but wings?
What about the chicken egg egg chicken?
A
ha
but didn't a chicken grow from a fish that walked
from a soup?
What if your egg
little egg
opened sesame
to reveal
a little little
baby crocodile?
Which continues to swim 
in the soup of its ancestors
yesterday is today is tomorrow
is time is simply time
is not really unexpected
if expected is given leave to be 
simply a moment in a moment as 
a moment is a moment
egg is an egg is spaghetti is golden thread
is fish is soup is a pool is 
a question?

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Photos: sometimes words capture more, so here's my image for this week:

Imagine the scene: the local high street, a tiny shop with no sign above it, a small range of shoes and boots perched on boxes in the window display cheap flowers carefully arranged amongst them. The shop also offers Tarot readings and a sandwich board outside offers us some further information:

Mysterious cafe
Cake and coffee £2.50

I smile. Only here. Shoes, tarot, cake and coffee. Very unpexpected. Is this the niche-market work of an entrepreneurial genius? I’m unsure. But I like that someone’s trying it. You never know unless you try.

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